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CATCH #1552 DETECTED SEP 22, 2026 22:19 UTC
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EXHIBIT 1552
Sep 22, 2026 22:19 UTC hacker news https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49807688
A new LLM benchmark called "LLM Ass Bench" is gaining traction on Hacker News, though its purpose isn't explicitly detailed in the signal.

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seeing a new llm benchmark called "llm ass bench" pop up on hn, wonder what unique evaluations it brings to the table?

hmm, an "ass bench" for llms is trending on hn. could be an interesting new take on evaluating models.

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HN story climbing fast:
title: LLM Ass Bench
points: 117 in 1.7h = 67 pts/hr
link: https://www.assbench.com/
discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49807688

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