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CATCH #1552 DETECTED SEP 22, 2026 22:19 UTC
THE CATCHscore 5/10
EXHIBIT 1552
Sep 22, 2026 22:19 UTC hacker news https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49807688
HN velocity: "LLM Ass Bench" (67 pts/hr)
EVIDENCE — the receipts
HN story climbing fast:
title: LLM Ass Bench
points: 117 in 1.7h = 67 pts/hr
link: https://www.assbench.com/
discussion: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49807688

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